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An adult joke!?
Question by David’s Mom!: An adult joke!?
A husband complains to his wife that she is getting a bit ‘loose’ and to talk to her doctor to see if she can get tightened up a bit.
The wife goes to the doctor and tells him she would like to better her sex life by being tighter like when she was younger.
The doctor tells her to go home, take off her pants and stand over a mirror to watch herself doing Kegel exercises to make sure she is performing them correctly.
So she went home and did as she was told.
If you saw your neighbor jumping rope in the laundry room around 5 a.m. in the morning, what would you think?
I can’t afford a gym membership or fitness equipment right now. I also live above an elderly woman, who is very noise conscious, so exercise tapes for cardio is out of the question. Thus, I plan to jump rump for my cardio each morning, and train with free weights at home. Winter is coming, so I can’t jump outside, nor would I want to be that visible anyway. So I’m planning to jump rope in the building laundry room early in the morning before most people wake up. The floor is concrete, and it’s very large, spacious, and well lit. I’m sure someone may walk in on me at least once before the year is over, though it’s unlikely at the ***** of dawn(around 5 a.m.). What would you think if you found out your ADULT neighbor was jumping rope in the laundry room before the birds woke up? LOL
There are also windows and a waiting area in the laundry room, so it’s not isolated and dark like most basement laundry areas.
I’m also carrying extra weight, so I’m sure it will be a sight to see. 
Hurricanes, Evacuation and Obesity Dilemma
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Hurricanes, Evacuation and Obesity Dilemma